In Which The Author Derides His Own Use of “Thick” . . .

Got myself off to a (relatively) early start tonight, and at first I just sort of flailed around, dissatisfied with what I’d penned last night.  I didn’t want to go backwards tonight — I wanted to forge ahead, through these awkward bits of explication and into the meat of the action.

I’m using the word, “action” in a very, very loose sense there.  Apologies.

It wasn’t happening.  I backed the truck up, unloaded everything, tossed the stuff that didn’t work (I had one character telling the other they were “thick” no less than five times one one page — really who even uses the word like that?) and now it seems like a much leaner, meaner engine of explication.

It’ll still need fixing.  It’s much better, though.

Where I’m at, now, is I sort of conked out at my desk, took care of Jack the Dog, who suffered an (I’m really not making this up) unfortunate grooming accident and now has a nasty cut and rash in his little armpit, and now I’m contemplating diving back in for a little more or curling up in a ball and going to sleep.

Is any of this interesting?  Dunno.  I suspect it’s the sort of stuff where, if anyone had the foggiest notion of who I was and what I was writing, it might.  Which is to say, if this was my fifth or tenth or twentieth book, and folks were waiting for it, there might be an appeal.  As it’s not, and the only folks reading this are either friends or those unlucky enough to have found their way to me, probably it’s about as interesting as watching paint dry.

That’s fine; so it goes.

Helps me get my head together and, really, it could be interesting, some day, to look back and say, “hey, that’s me writing Chapter Nine the first time — holy crap, remember when I had this one telling that one they were ‘thick’ over and over again for no good reason at all!”

Shatner + Palin = ?????

Sometimes, you run into a thing that’s got so many layers it makes your head spin.  Here is a fine example of just such a thing:

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I was Almost a Good Little Blogger

Yeah.  No, really.  I had a “Press This” window open all day yesterday, entering little snippets of what I assure you were insightful, exciting little comments.  The intention was to hit PUBLISH at the end of the day and dazzle the world with my sparkling wit.

I think there was a bit about spreading potato chips in front of my office so I could hear folks sneaking up on me.  Honest.

Well, not like it should be a shock to anyone but I closed Firefox as I raced out of the office to visit a client’s site and lost the whole thing.  Durnit.  I am my own visitor from Porlock.  What a world.

But I have been writing.  And I would be blogging but I seem to always finish writing at like 3:00 in the morning and it’s all I can do to pull myself up and drag my tired ass into bed.  Thank goodness my office is only the next room over.  If there were stairs involved . . . brrrr.

Chapter Nine has received a significant facelift (something I went into yesterday and now only the Muses know about it) and it’s trucking along nicely.  The long and the short of it is, I was getting where I needed to get to, but in a rather clunky, artificial fashion.  Having done the hard work (i.e., thinking everything up), now I get to do the harder work and figure out how to write it in such a way as to be convincing, grounded and somehow fantastical at the same time.

No problemo.

I’d like to have been done with this chapter by now but it simply was not to be.  And that’s cool.  If there are ten pivotal moments in this story, at least three of them are going to be in this chapter.  Taking the extra time to get it right (or wrong) will certainly be worth the effort in the long run.

Flame War

Ever been caught arguing with idiots (who, of course, are convinced that YOU are an idiot) online?  Then you will love this:

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We’re Gonna Need A Bigger Boat

I know this is completely non-book related but, since “day job” work has prevented me from writing, thus-far, this evening, I thought I’d post this quick little Youtube clip which may offer some notion of how much I’m looking forward to this weekend’s work:

I’m going to be very, very tired come Sunday.

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An Evening in Three Parts (two of them good)

Tonight was writing in three different phases — the first two were quite enjoyable (hard work, but the good kind of hard work) and the third phase just made me want to tear out all my hair and run screaming through the street.

So it goes.

Part one was revising the current section, tidying it, shortening, editing in other words.  Those thousand-or-so words are a lot tighter tonight than they were last night.  Nothing that won’t stand up to further revision, of course, but better for the work.

Part two was actual writing — and good writing it was.  Again, hard work, picking and choosing and forcing myself to not rush.  Probably need a fair bit of revising but definitely worth the time and effort and moved things along in the general direction they needed to go.

Part three?  Explication.  Horrible, horrible explication.  Violating almost every rule of “show, don’t tell” and there’s nothing I could do about it.

Yet.

Oh, I’ll revisit that scene and probably spend a patch of time brainstorming to come up with some alternate way to do things.  The ideas are solid but the execution makes me furious with myself.  You write and you think, “I need to say this but hell if this is how I want to say it.”

Got it down, though.  Got the ideas down and that’s enough for me for a single night.  I could have pressed on and worried the thing to death but a big part of this writing stuff is trying to spot the moment when DONE should pop up on the screen, signifying it’s time to take a walk or something.

I’ve got two or three more points to hit on this chapter, including a fight scene, and then we might be on the road to Chapter Ten.

Nice.

The Dog, The Cat and The Raven

Tonight was a good night for writing, though it certainly didn’t seem like it would be, at certain points.

Jack the Dog and Missy (the cat) were complete maniacs tonight.  No matter how many times we broke out the laser pointers or plopped her down on her little hammock by the window, the pair of them kept coming back to yowl and bark at me.  I tried closing the door to my office and that just put them on the other side of the door, pacing, yowling, barking and making it generally tough to concentrate.

Ah, pets.

What wound up happening is I got a nice bunch of paragraphs in while they were behaving, earlier in the evening, then spent about two hours wanting to strangle the both of them, then managed to somehow get them to settle down so I could write for another two hours or so.

So it goes.  I was productive and that’s what’s important.  Actually, i stuck with it and pushed through their bratty interruptions and THAT’S what’s important.

A good start for the week.  The weekend was horrible, so I figure I was due.  Here’s hoping for continued success as the week draws on.

And, as a closing note, my buddy in Toronto sent this to me tonight.  We agreed that the music was a bit much, but not enough to ruin something like Chrstopher Walken reciting Edgar Allen Poe’s “The Raven”:

Two Thoughts and a DVD Cover

Tomorrow’s going to be a hell of a day, so I’ll keep this quick.  If I’m lucky, I’ll have more time to write and blog this weekend.

(1) Chapter Eight is “done” — in quotes because I’m going to have to revisit it but I may get away with putting that off to the second draft.

(2) Wow, did that go in a different direction (while still, somehow, winding up right where I’d wanted it to go) than I’d expected.

(3) The fact that this exists, and what the implications of its existence are, at least insofar as concerns Twilight fans who will buy or rent or Netflix this move — and discover something completely, absolutely, unbelievably different than what they’re expecting, just cracks me up:

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If you’ve never seen Near Dark, there’s no good reason not to check it out.  If you have seen it — and if you have you’re likely chuckling softly to yourself — why not pop it in and watch it again this weekend?

Alright, off to bed.  Off to bed.

Harry Potter in HD-DVD

It’s been a rough week — I can’t believe it’s only Wednesday.

Last night the pets and I decided to take a night off and spend it relaxing in front of the television.  A pile of excitingly positive reviews for the new Harry Potter movie inspired me to load up the (wait for it) HD-DVD of Order of the Phoenix.

If it makes you feel better, it’s the little, external add on for the X-Box 360 and not a stand alone player.

The director of OotP is David Yates.  The same guy who directed Half-Blood Prince and set to directly the one-book-broken-into-two-parts Deathly Hallows movies.

It’s not a bad movie by any stretch of the imagination.  If there’s anything off about it, it’s that end sequence.  In the theater, at least, the theater we saw it in, that whole final battle was in 3-D.  This really shows when you’re watching it at home.

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Tonight was all about writing, and I’m pleased to say I’ve pushed through and begun the end of Chapter Eight.  Might get to finish it off tomorrow night.  Might not.  I had to skip slightly ahead, and I may have to go back and fix a few things to match what I’ve got, but that’s just fine by me.  Fixing old ideas to match cool new ideas is something no author should ever, ever complain about.

If we finish Chapter Eight in time for the weekend, that means I’ll be working on Chapter Nine (wow, a math genius).  I’m expecting Nine to be a shortish chapter (though, I’ve been wrong before) and Ten to be medium to longish.  It’s odd to think of how much I’ve got left while simultaneously feeling there’s only very little left.

I started writing this book on January 5th, 2009.  Today it’s just a pinch over six months and while I’d prefer to be working my way through a second or third draft, in actuality I’m quite pleased with things.  I don’t feel like I’m rushing the story and while there is a host of changes to make, I feel like the core of the thing is solid.  I might choose to retype / rewrite the whole thing in a fresh file but I probably don’t need to.

That’s a nice feeling, too.

So, away we go.  If it was earlier, I’d push through, maybe, a little further into Eight.  Tonight was a good slice of words, though, and I don’t want to push my luck.  I got one last really solid line from one character to the other and then it felt quite like I was done.  So I am.

At least, briefly.  Which is also a nice feeling.  Maybe one of the best.

A Very Special Visit to the Creation Museum

No, I didn’t get to go there, but I caught this amazing, hysterical, very Hunter S. Thompson-esque account of two guys and their “undercover” visit to the new Creation Museum.

Please note, if you’re easily offended, you probably will be.

Additionally, if you think Darwin was off his rocker and the Bible is scientific fact . . . well, wow, how’d you find your way to me?  I mean, I didn’t even think I had a demographic but if that’s it . . . hurm.

Regardless, if the idea of someone pretending to have the fictitious, Asperger’s Syndrome by Proxy, as a cover for sneaking into what I believe was an invitation-only event at the new museum, if that’s the sort of thing you’d take offense to well, I don’t think you should click on the link.

Everyone else, enjoy the ramblings.  He really is channeling HST:

“Let There Be Retards”

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